JUST SAY NO TO AVOCADO!

Stylista has been a bit waylaid from her diary dalliances by an unfortunately predictable bout of "traveller's sickness" (to try and express it as elegantly as possible). Those of you who've been there, will know that the reality is far from elegant! Its amazing how after a month of being in rude health the ten commandments of dietary equilibrium fly out of the window faster than you can say Palak Paneer!! Since I arrived in India I decided that it was prudent to stick to a vegetarian diet (with the exception of the delectable Shanthi in Goa where the food was so exceptional I thought it would be safe to indulge.) In Hampi, emboldened by the faultless culinary experience in Goa, I broke one of the most fundamental commandments, 'THOU SHALL NOT EAT SALAD.'), merrily chomping away on an avocado salad which would have been more accurately described in the menu as Harpinger of intestinal doom! After a day and night of an avocado dance of death being staged in my stomach, I thought I was over the worst, but a few days later (conveniently on the day of a 24 hour journey to Rajasthan) the dastardly beasts once again started their deathly dance with re-newed ferocity. An 11 hour overnight train journey in sleeper class on your own ain't pretty at the best of times, but this was certainly one of the worst nights of my life! Screwed up in agony on my tiny top bunk, in a berth of 6, feeling claustrophobic and perturbed by the dust and the grime, my fellow train travellers were completely oblivious to my yelps and tears. The medical services sign at Bangalore airport shone at me like a bright beacon of hope. An amazing walk in service for the bargain price of £1.50. The care I got was really fantastic, and a couple of shots of morphine later, armed with a big bag of antibiotics I was just about OK to catch my flight to Jaipur. A clear cut case of stomach parasites according to the doctor. Man those b*rstards were virulent! So just remember folks, JUST SAY NO TO INDIAN AVOCADO!

Happy Daze in Hampi!

Finally managed to tear myself away from Goa....... The 7 hour train journey to Hospet was surprisingly pleasant. Getting a tuk tuk to Hampi which should have been relatively straightforward was more of an ordeal than the train journey! The Festival of Lord Shiva's birthday was causing chaos on the roads. We finally made it to the other side of the river. Waiting in line to fill in police paperwork a stampede of cows and water buffalo charged up the narrow rocky road. Finally I arrive at Shanthi bungalows, gleefully grabbing my key - instantly soothed by the breathtaking scenery which wraps around the skyline like a pre-historic film set for a blockbuster dinosaur movie. Giant 'flintstone' style stone boulders lie on the horizon, a gentle river runs through, paddy fields of acid green brighten the dusky sky. The only sound is a gregarious chorus of frogs. Beautiful.

The resident Hampi Elephant taking her bath is a daily spectacle! This spot of the river is a hive of bathing activity for everyone. Women graciously bathe fully clothed in rainbow coloured saris, whilst men horse around with their friends more scantily clad, looking on curiously at the backpackers crossing the river by boat. You sense the fragility of the balance between locals who live in Hampi in the midst of this precious world heritage site and the growing tourist trade. For now it is a beguiling and comfortable mix, the atmosphere is friendly, otherwordly, blessed and peaceful. I hope it will stay that way......

By the 16th Century Hampi had grown into one of the most prolific hindu empires of all time. There is a mention of it in the Hindu scriptures Ramayana as the realm of the monkey gods, and monkies you will find in abundance, cheekily lounging over the ruins, with graceful aplomb. Exploring the sites by bicycle is the best way to go - cycling through this dreamy landscape is like being transported to another world, and the sheer size and stunning beauty of the sites is like nothing I have ever seen before. The apparent lack of other tourists is also a joy. I chuckle to myself as I think of Stone Henge with its pedantic fence, there are no such restrictions here! The sophistication and romanticism of the architectural detail is amazing. Sculptural renditions of Vijayanagar art abound, intricate stone carvings of hindu gods seem as alive today as they were hundreds of years ago. My favourite was the Queen's bath - by no means the most impressive of the sites but the most charming, it was allegedly used as a pleasure dome for the King and his wives. A secretive and intimate building, a series of balconies are set around an open air pool. The domed roof of the veranda is bewitching, carved in a lotus shape - each section is decorated with a different theme. What a sensual aqua fantasy this must have have been in its heyday!

South Goa where the living is easy..........

A 15 hour train journey probably wasn't such a good idea in third class sleeper! It started off deceptively pleasantly, the beautiful keralan waterways speeding past like a verdant comet! A few hours later when a crowd the size of a population of a London suburb got on, suddenly an overcrowded south western commuter train doesn't seem so bad! A sweaty mass of body parts, feet in faces, big bums spilling onto seats, women spitting with all the grace and delight of a bare fist fighter, everyone lobbing cartloads of trash out of the window. 15 hours later at 2am arriving triumphantly at my coco hut in the black of night, I feel at home with the sound of the crashing waves. Early the next morning I stumble onto the beautiful smiling sands of Agonda, no-one to bother me but a few holy cows!!

In the village, as obedient school children file past, seemingly unperturbed by the smattering of tourists I walk past the graceful white church and small hindu temple. This place seems to have mastered that fragile balance of being a real place with a healthy dose of gentle tourism. Beach hawkers are forbidden, and the scene here is totally chilled, so all of the unsavoury side effects of larger scale tourism don't plague Agonda........for now at least.

Talking to a couple of young goan girls, working their clothes stall, their stories at the tender age of 19 are like fictions imagined by the most creative of literary minds. The 19 year old has sage manner of a middle aged woman. She was married (a love marriage not an arranged marriage she assures me) at 15, ran away to a nearby village with her man where they lived together for two years and had a baby. After two years hubby legged it and is now married to someone else, she hasn't heard from him since, though legally they are still married! Both of these girls could be colgate models with the dazzlers on them.

So far its a winning combo - cute eco friendly coco hut at the lovely Shanti, delicious food, relaxed yoga (much less militant than the ashram variety!), great goan hospitality and dancing dolphins on the skyline....